Easy, Robin, easy.
Get this serum right
and you'll finally be able
to grow that mustache.
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
- (CRASH)
- (RATTLING)
(BELLOWING)
- Ha!
- Yee-haw!
- (CYBORG WHOOPING)
- Whoa! What are you doing?
Ahhh!
(BOTH WHOOPING)
- BEAST BOY: Hold on, boy!
- Hi. (SCREAMS)
- (BELLOWS)
- (GRUNTING)
Ow! (GROANS)
(BELLOWS)
- (LAUGHS)
- Oh, man!
I believe I just set the new
indoor rodeo record!
(STARFIRE CLEARS THROAT)
BOTH: What?
I hope you intend
to eliminate this mess.
The maid can take care of it.
We don't have a maid.
And that is our problem, how?
Come on,
we were just goofing off.
Life's not just
about goofing off.
It's also about
responsibilities.
- Ugh!
- (TEETH RATTLING)
- What?
- What's wrong?
- That word.
Responsibility?
BOTH: Ahhh!
Seriously, you guys
need to start thinking
about the future.
We have, and it's gonna be
even better than the present,
'cause things always improve.
In the future, they're gonna
finally eradicate
that thing you keep
talking about.
Responsibility?
ALL: (ECHOING)
Responsibility.
- Make them stop saying it.
- Let's get out of here, bro!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(THUD)
Nothing like a little pizza
to make us forget our
friends' thoughtful advice.
It helps, but I think I'm
gonna need a movie, too.
(BOTH GASP)
- Mine!
- Gimme!
- Drop it!
- Let go!
That floor pizza is mine!
I saw it first!
Me too,
and I'm still looking at it.
So am I!
Staring contest.
Last one to look away
from the slice gets it.
You're on!
(CLOCK TICKING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(SQUEAKING)
(CHUCKLES)
You blinked, I win.
Ugh!
This pizza tastes like
it's 30 years old!
Because we've been here
for... 30 years?
High-five for the longest
staring contest ever.
We got to tell the others.
If they're not dead.
Robin! Raven! Starfire!
Where is everybody?
Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
- Oh, hi, guys.
- (COOING)
Long time no see.
(BABY CRYING)
- BOTH: Ahhh!
- Robin?
CYBORG: What is that thing?
It's not a thing.
It's my baby.
Nobody cares about that baby!
We're talking about
your mullet, dude.
Oh, just a new look.
And I go by the name
Nightwing now.
All part of growing up.
So you and Starfire finally
tied the knot, huh?
No, me and Batgirl.
Hi, guys.
What happened to you, man?
You used to be so much cooler!
Relatively speaking.
We got to get you out of here.
Let's go to a movie.
I can't.
It's my night to fix dinner.
Says who?
It's just one of my
responsibilities.
Make it stop, Cyborg!
This is a nightmare!
Where are the others?
Where's Starfire?
Oh, she moved back home.
Hey, Starfire!
(GROWLING)
Ahh!
(GRUNTING)
Hey, Starfire,
what's up with those guys?
What is up,
is that I am now
Queen of Tamaran,
and they work for me.
Great! So come to
the movies with us.
You got movies
on this planet, right?
We have gladiators battling
three-headed carnian dragons
with laser eyes.
That could be fun.
Unfortunately,
I cannot join you.
But you're the Queen, come on.
And with that honor
comes responsibilities.
- (BOTH SCREAM)
- Not again!
Ah, the humanity!
Maybe Raven hasn't changed.
Where is she?
(WHISTLES) This is the nicest
other dimensional plane
I have ever seen.
Uh, it's okay.
Raven!
Whoa!
BEAST BOY:
What happened to you?
Well, I defeated my father
in the ultimate battle
of good versus evil.
Afterwards, I was reborn
as pure energy,
an all-powerful force of good.
Now I pretty much keep
the whole universe in balance.
Hang on a sec.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
- Just saved a planet.
- Good job.
So, you're like a celestial
goddess or something?
It's a living.
What are you guys
doing up here, anyway?
You're not dead, are you?
Nah. Just looking for someone
to go to the movies with us.
Sorry! Balancing
all the good and evil
throughout the galaxies
is a full-time job,
and a big respons--
Don't you say that word!
La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la!
(BOTH SCREAM)
Dude, the future stinks.
All of our friends are stuck
in dead-end jobs.
Husband, bleh!
Queen, what-evs!
Goddess of the universe, pssh!
I cannot live
in a world like this.
And they shouldn't
have to either.
We've got to save them
from themselves.
- But how?
- Simple.
CYBORG: All we have to do is
invent a time machine,
go back 30 years
and change one little thing.
Then we come
back to the future,
and everything
will be different!
So obvious. Let's do it.
(DRILLING NOISES)
- You guys want leftovers?
- No!
- It's pasta.
- No!
Do you mind keeping it down?
The kids are trying to sleep.
When we're done,
you won't have to worry
about your kids anymore.
- Huh?
- Once we get our
time machine finished,
we're going to go back
and fix the future
so you guys don't
end up like this.
You're welcome, by the way.
Wait a minute. I like my life.
I love my family.
Dude, your family's horrible!
- Yes, Robin?
- They're trying
to change history.
Don't do this.
I command you.
- Hey! You're not
the boss of me.
- Technically I am.
Immortal goddess, remember?
Oh, yeah.
Well, not for long,
you're not.
All done. Let's go, bro.
(BOTH GRUNT)
You guys are going nowhere.
- Oh, yeah?
- (BELLOWS)
You forgot, you're talking to
an indoor rodeo champion!
- (BELLOWS)
- Hee-haw!
(CYBORG WHOOPS)
(THUD)
(RAVEN GRUNTING)
Ow! Whoa!
- CYBORG: Whoo!
Yeah, baby!
- Ahh!
Shh!
The kids.
Sorry, hun.
So far, so good.
What do we do now?
We change one little thing.
We share the last slice.
BEAST BOY: Yes!
You think this is
a big enough change
to alter the future?
Guess we'll have to wait
30 years to find out.
You know the best part
of living in a society
that's broken down
and there's nothing left
but chaos?
No responsibilities?
- You know it!
- (EXPLOSION)
The robot overlords have
taken over the entire city.
How did things get to this?
I think it had something to do
with sharing a slice of pizza.
You think this is bad?
It could have been
a lot worse, man.
You almost had a baby!
- And a mullet!
- (EXPLOSION)
Run!
Yep! This is a future
I can live with.
(CLOSING THEME PLAYING)